I am attempting to make peace with our new kitty for the sake of Dancer Girl and Toddler Girl who both love new kitty. New kitty keeps bringing me feathery presents in my living room, and I am getting tired of recleaning my carpet. I finally figured out that I should set my cat door on a one-way setting. Kitties can go out, but have to ask nicely to get back in....
Scratch, scratch, "Meow...."
"Do you have anything to declare? Anything with feathers or fur? I'm sorry, but you'll have to leave that at the border. You may come in now."
Well, I guess I'll go now. Big Fat Kitty is purring in my face, and giving me that "you haven't fed me since last night" look....

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